And because you're smart, I'm sure you want to be prepared when you see the movie this weekend. Whether you’re a true-fan or you plan to hate watch it, we’ve crafted this helpful guide to ensure you’ve got the right language down. You certainly don’t want to find yourself in a double crap situation.
“I push open the door and stumble through, tripping over my own feet and falling headfirst into the office. Double crap—me and my two left feet!”
“Oh, crapola. Don’t get your panties in such a twist … and give me back mine. I glare at him.”
“I could watch him all day … he’s tall, broad shouldered, and slim, and the way those pants hang from his hips … Oh my.”
“My inner goddess is jumping up and down, clapping her hands like a five year old.”
“Do you want a regular vanilla relationship with no kinky fuckery at all?”
Did the barista mess up your latte? That’s some kinky fuckery right there.
“She hasn’t got a clue, and my inner goddess is still basking in a remnant of postcoital glow.”
“Laters, baby,” he murmurs, and I have to laugh because it’s so unlike him. But even though I know he’s being irreverent, the endearment tugs at something deep inside me.”
“I move up and down his length.”
Related: my sex.
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